Fur God's sake ... don't let the hair fool you - beneath it Smokey is carrying around 13kg of blubber
Feline sick ... animal care technician Tiffany Noreuil holds 9kg Hercules, whose enormous girth got him stuck in a pet door while trying to plunder some dog food
Scaredy cat ... you know South Australia's Reece Smiley, 2, wouldn't want to tangle with big Toby - they both weigh 12kg