Smash songs - Ronaldo

THE crash is bound to spark mickey-taking chants from fans. Here are a couple to get the ball rolling.

“Ron, Ron, wherever he may be, I heard he crashed his Ferrari,

“But he won’t wory about the repair fee, because he’s still got his flash Bentley.”

Or “Que Sera Sera,

"Ronaldo's smashed his brand new car"

"But he was helped by Van der Sar"

"Que Sera Sera"

Ronaldo Ferrari smash jokes flood the web

1. After smashing his Ferrari up, police questioned Ronaldo about the incident. He blamed it on the wall not being 10 yards back.

2. After smashing his Ferrari Fergie made Ronaldo practice taking corners again at training.

3. Witnesses at the scene of the Ronaldo crash say he was only lightly tapped by a car from behind, when all of the sudden the car flipped over and rolled ten times. It then span around on the spot for two minutes, then all the wheels fell off and it caught fire.

4. The strange thing about Ronaldo's car crash is that, even though he only slightly injured his leg in the accident, he rolled out of the car clutching his head.

5. Looks like Ronaldo's using his free-kick technique in his car and sent it straight into the wall

6. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because Ronaldo mounted the pavement

Wedding moment

Military parade

HitchHiker

I'm rep for a large company, and on the road all day. I passed a hitchhiker yesterday and failed to picked him. Since then I have been questioned my humanity. Because it was a lonely stretch of road, he had been waiting for a while, and it was starting to get dark. But .........something about him didn't seem quite right
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