Freakishly fast Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt is scheduled to train Cristiano Ronaldo in the art of running like your legs are on fire (which, judging by the picture above, Cristiano already knows something about) in May, but he’s already got his lesson plan all figured out. Says Mr. Bolt:
“The first thing I’m going to tell him: stop acting like a wuss.”
Genius! Mr. Bolt, has anyone ever told you that you might have a future as the greatest football manager of the modern era? If only Sir Alex would do that.
“Seriously, because the fact why his game is kind of down right now is because these guys are picking on him because he’s so soft. No one in football will try it with Rooney. Ronaldo’s got to be a little like Rooney, he’s got to be aggressive, then these guys will stop picking on him. If Ronaldo’s aggressive back to these guys, and gets a few red cards, people will stop picking on him.”
Yes. I’m sure Manchester United will agree that the only thing better than having one of their superstars suspended is having both of them suspended.
The Observer
