As a regular target for the Barclays Premier League hatchet men, Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson believes his winger Cristiano Ronaldo is not protected enough by 'weak referees'.
The world's best footballer is said to be fed up of constantly picking himself up off the floor, with the league leaders claiming he is arguably the most fouled player in the top flight.
But this time the Old Trafford hierarchy, who fear the Portuguese star will be (literally) kicked to La Liga next season, are WRONG.
Even the stats are against Real Madrid target on this one as Sportmail reveals the list of the most fouled players in the Premier League so far this season.
Bolton
Kevin Davies - 73
Target man: The Premier League's most fouled player, Bolton captain Kevin Davies, is brought down by West Bromwich Albion's Jonas Olsson
West Ham
Valon Behrami - 70
Hammer blow: Valon Behrami receives medical treatment after suffering a horrific knee injury against Manchester City that saw him ruled out for the rest of the campaign
Wigan
Amr Zaki - 64
Manchester United
Cristiano Ronaldo - 64Fall guy: United winger Cristiano Ronaldo stumbles in agony after being brought down at Fulham
Newcastle
Jonas Gutierrez - 64
Arsenal
Denilson - 63Rovers return: Arsenal's Denilson manages to fire a shot off at goal despite being crunched by two Blackburn players
Manchester City
Shaun Wright-Phillips - 57Up and under: Shaun Wright-Phillips is sent flying to the ground following a meaty challenge from former Chelsea colleague Frank Lampard
Aston Villa
Ashley Young - 54
Everton
Steven Pienaar - 50
Getting shirty: Everton midfielder Steven Pienaar clashes with Portsmouth defender Hermann Hreidarsson at Fratton Park
Hull
Geovanni - 41
Middlesbrough
Tuncay - 40
Chelsea
Frank Lampard - 39
Tottenham
Aaron Lennon - 38Falling down: Spurs winger Aaron Lennon feels the force of a reckless Stiliyan Petrov tackle at Villa Park
Blackburn
Jason Roberts - 38
Fulham
Bobby Zamora - 37
Sunderland
Steed Malbranque - 37
Caught up: Manchester City centre-half Richard Dunne stops Sunderland star Steed Malbranque in his tracks
West Brom
Jonathan Greening - 36Drop zone: West Ham's Lucas Neill gets stuck in on West Brom skipper Jonathan Greening
Liverpool
Xabi Alonso - 35Kop that: Liverpool's Xabi Alonso takes a tumble from combative Villa midfielder Stiliyan Petrov
Stoke
Ricardo Fuller - 32Hold up: Stoke hitman Ricardo Fuller is held up by Middlesbrough defender Robert Huth as the pair battle for the ball
Portsmouth
Peter Crough - 29Dailymail.co.uk