THE crash is bound to spark mickey-taking chants from fans. Here are a couple to get the ball rolling.
“Ron, Ron, wherever he may be, I heard he crashed his Ferrari,
“But he won’t wory about the repair fee, because he’s still got his flash Bentley.”
Or “Que Sera Sera,
"Ronaldo's smashed his brand new car"
"But he was helped by Van der Sar"
"Que Sera Sera"
