THE crash is bound to spark mickey-taking chants from fans. Here are a couple to get the ball rolling. “Ron, Ron, wherever he may be, I ...

1. After smashing his Ferrari up, police questioned Ronaldo about the incident. He blamed it on the wall not being 10 yards back. 2. After...

I'm rep for a large company, and on the road all day. I passed a hitchhiker yesterday and failed to picked him. Since then I have been q...